Thursday, July 1, 2010

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

June30th2010

me an my tim hortons coffee,,,,,,the video

june30th2010

me and my tim hortons coffee

Monday, June 28, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-012-Headphones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQDxX1-xqw4

Thursday, June 24, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-011-FuckinOliveGardenBro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGCoamQDOF8

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-009-SimonCowell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R_wQ8dxMVw

TheAlbeeTapes-008-DrSpencerReid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEZkZUyrJbk

Sunday, June 20, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFldZKySL4Q

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

June16th2010

Waiting to punch out. At werk. Listening to more Wolfmother on my mp3 player. Hot dogs tonite. Watched Hells Kitchen last nite. BUT! Turns out there were two new episodes. I only saw the one. Booooooooo! :( The lineup for punchclock has started. No biggie....there's only six of us to line up. Wrote down some stuff for TheAlbeeTapes-007.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-006-MrVacation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9dynPHgDA8

Monday, June 14, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-005-PantsOnTheGround

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtU589c7TvA

Saturday, June 12, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-004-ItalianSafetyPatrol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVx6yPcpO3Q

TheAlbeeTapes-003-BirdieSoundEffects

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZhPXlKlnY

Monday, June 7, 2010

TheAlbeeTapes-002-ToneLocSellsGayPorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_Aahw1uSM

June7th2010

Monday. At bus stop again for werk. Watched Chloe (movie) lst nite. Got the new Cocorosie album 'Grey Oceans.' Started making these Youtube audio recording mp3's "TheAlbeeTapes". I was trying vids first, but for some reason i freeze on camera. Yeah, ME. I know, I'm the guy who never shuts up, lol. So i wrote out something for "TheAlbeeTapes-002." Just gotta record it, convert it to mp3. Chinese takeout last nite. Chicken fried rice, and chicken balls with sweet & sour sauce. Mmmm sum leftover for lunch today. I let myself have one coffee a day now. No more of this 3-4 cups shit. Any other coffee after 1 will be decaf. Yeah, I'm stopping at Country Style for a decaf. What! I got one of those buy 9 get one free cards to use up. Ooh newspaper. Straight to entertainment section. Only section i care about. Met my friend for coffee yesterday (decaf!) and he showed me his new Iphone. I want one, when my contract with Telus is up May of 2011.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

The Albee Tapes - 001 - baseball

http://www.mediafire.com/?dwqtdkohym0

Friday, June 4, 2010

June4th2010

Wow, I've been slacking with blogging. Watched some more Nip / Tuck. On season 6 now. Last night watched Police Women Of Memphis on TLC, followed by Mall Cops: Mall Of America. Friend coming over tonight to watch a movie. Either The Blindside, or The Messenger. The countdown to Eclipse (electronic music festival) is on. My friend Tara is driving. Another guy coming with us too, so hopefully that means people can split up driving duties. Gonnna be a long-ass drive, like 7 and a half hours. Me? I don't drive. Me behind the wheel is a bad idea. You shoulda seen me drive the go karts in Disney World. Listening to The Stills on my mp3 player. Im on the bus headed to work. Typing this out on me cellie.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Them Crooked Vultures - at air canada centre

saw em sat nite
i REALLY want this show on dvd so i can relive it

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The Temper Trap - Conditions

JUST discovered this band
grabbed the album this morning

The Informant!

watched this movie
matt damon in............the ned flanders story

Sunday, May 9, 2010

My Nephew & Bubble Mower

i got this for my nephew
it's a bubble mower that spits out bubbles
awwwwwwwwwwwwww! lol

Land Of The Lost

watched it last nite
always liked will ferrell
gotta say i was entertained

Eclipse rain boots

bought a pair at walmart yesterday
if only i had em last year cause it NEVER STOPPED RAINING
i'd rather have em this year just in case

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Eclipse 2010

gonna go to this
went last year
www.eclipsefestival.com

dear sun....

dear sun: do yer fukkin job. Dont just stand around looking all pretty an shit. Stop being a cocktease

Saturday, April 24, 2010

WEMF 2010 a NO GO?

this guy i know from wemf parties texted me today
"wemf not happening until next year."
but no official statement on destiny's forums
so it looks like Eclipse this year for me
far ass drive though, it's in quebec
must must must bring rain boots this year
hopefully i can go with mona

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

50 Cent

just threw this together

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Wolfmother - (debut album)

i need to get my hands on this
i LOVE the song LOVE TRAIN
<3

Wolfmother - Cosmic Egg

got this album recently
really good
really led zepplin/black sabbath influenced

Law Abiding Citizen

watched it last nite. was goooooooooood

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Bud Lite Lime (cans)

went to the LCBO for my usual
all cans in the store were recalled
:(
so i bought a 6pack of bottles
also, price is back up to $12.95
boooooooooooooooo!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

MGMT - Flash Delerium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvSMp7T2Kes
^^^the music video
umm.......interesting...........lol

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

David Lee Roth

this girl at my werk said she used to love him
so i made this for her

Monday, April 12, 2010

Camping Chair In Costco

it has a little roof
so i sat and posed, god bless my cell fone cam

Bob Evans Breakfast 2010 April2nd

Elements Jeans I Bought

Tour Of Italy

my dinner at the olive garden
i went there this past easter weekend, while i was in the states
mmmmmmmmmmm........
its lasagna, fettucine alfredo AND chicken parmeseana

Winnie The Pooh Toy

it won't stop shaking! lol!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Hurt Locker

really good.
dunno bout best picture of the year though
the whole thing with the "body bomb" was brutal

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Sega Master System

i miss it. i had one as a kid. but i found an emulator online that let's you play all the old games. it turns your computer into a virtual sega master system. :D

Friday, April 9, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Matt Roloff

Recent Tweets

Listenin 2: haitras - get up.
where the f$@k is spring? I can see my breath
listening to the slurpy noises of my friend eating spaghetti. Grrrr....
Hatiras - Your Love <3......daaaaaamn!
watching Donald Duck in 'Donald's Dog Laundry'
crossing my fingers: trying for Them Crooked Vultures tickets today
george takei back in the howard stern studio. Yesssss!
Just saw a guy walk by, that reminded me of dwight yokam in sling blade.
watching nip / tuck and dr. sean mcnamara is banging this chick even thought he's in a wheelchair. LOL!
Its chocolate milk time! 500ml. Nunothat 250 shit.
Mark Ronson - Stop Me. youtube it ppl.....
Fuck you TMZ! Way to spoil the ending of Shutter Island! Grrrr....
Olive Garden's Tour of Italy now $15.something. still...i shall have my olive garden! Lol
I got a free small timmays. "they see me rollin....."
Watched Nip / Tuck episode 515
At Bob Evans 4 breakfast
3cheese omlette with homefries & biscuits
Oh yeah....and orange juice
Senoir citizens have taken over the hotel pool here at the Sheraton Four Points
I bought new Cheddar Bbq Pringles
Also bought cheeseburger flavoured Doritos
Listening to Howard Stern on sirius radio. George Takei has the BEST LAUGH. Lol! <3
bought Elements jeans, Hurley trunks, and sum wrist weights
Dinner at Long John Silvers
Bob Evans breakfast again. Mmm
Ordr: country fried steak/eggs/buiscuts/home fries
Bought backup Skullcandy headphones (earbuds)
Brewing myself a need cup of Seattles Best coffee
Saw Snickers with new bright yellow nougaught? How do u spell nougat again?
Baileys now sells its own coffee creamer in grocery stores? Cool!
Aahhhhhhh its good to be back in shorts & sandals
Stoppin in at Giant Eagle grocery for some new flavors of coffee creamer....weeee
Headed 2 Olive Garden. Crossin my fingers its not too busy
At Olive Garden. Ordered Tour of Italy
Tweeting on the toilet, cos i can!
Building my own grand slam (at Dennys)
Change: now gettin everday value slam: eggs/bacon/pancakes
Lady behind my dennys booth is loud! Oh! She has a dr. Appoinment & is applying for short term disability...lol...
By the end of breakfast i'll know her life story. Lucky me...
One Denny's girl has bunny ears. Festive!
Thank god i brought my charger for my Gameboy advance, so i cn ply lnger on the drive home

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Element Shirt (that i bought)

Volcom Shorts (that i bought)

Dirty All Natural Potato Chips

ate a small bag i bought at the rest stop
while heading to my hotel in the states this weekend
sour cream & onion. mmmmmmmm...

Axe Rise

bought this too
while shoppin in the USA

Apple Butter

ummm, no thanks
i don't even want to try it
i saw it at bob evan's

Denny's Breakfast This Morning

$4 value grand slam
pancakes, eggs, bacon

wow technology huh?

i bought these at the dollar tree
LOL! so high tech
now i can see closer when i cut my nails
cost me $1

Monday, March 29, 2010

Nip / Tuck episode 515

watching nip / tuck and dr. sean mcnamara is banging this chick even thought he's in a wheelchair. LOL!

on the bus...

...i saw this whte kid kiss his teeth on the bus, lol. i could do way better, but his friends were the real dealio. they could outkiss my teeth anydey.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Doubt

good movie
meryl streep is sister alliwishes
yeah i spelled it wrong
sister alliwishe is kind of a bitch
she doesn't like candy, or ball-point pens..lol
and she suspects the priest is diddling little boys
leaves you guessing even at the end
worth the watch

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Them Crooked Vultures - May15th 2010

Got my ticket today. Nearly $80
I was at the Ticketmaster at Sunrise Records for 12 noon just when the sale started.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Them Crooked Vultures - live in Toronto

May15th 2010
air canada centre
i definetly wanna go!
presale on theedge.ca as of tomorrow morning 10am
imma cross my fingers

Monday, March 22, 2010

Vacancy

i liked it
scary shit. about snuff films.
now, i got the dvd from the library
it came with special features
one of these special features was extended snuff films
they were all choppy, like done with an amateur video camera
but they seemed kinda realistic
like the fighting struggling didn't seem staged
yikes

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Buick Rendevous

i've always thought the back of this car is UGLY
the circular cut out design around the lisence plate drives me nuts
ok albee calm down it's just a car.......................

recent tweets

Two more hatiras traks im gonna chek out: "Digital Doom 2010", & "I Don't Want It"
Got a new hatiras trak. "granny grams"
Went to quiznos. 1st time in ages. Large ham & swiss. Yummmmm
New ringtone: peaches - fuck the pain away
The Battle Of the Money Jar.................i loled. (youtube it)
Meatloaf tonite
Morgan Freeman to showcase his breakdancing on Dancing With The Stars. oh if tht were true...lol
Whats this no condoms in Africa bullshit?
Who would you like to see on Dancing With The Stars? (tht wuld make u lol)
"this gay hooker party is FIERCE!"......"THANKSSSSSSSS. It was sponsored by the vatican!"
smoker at werkplace: must be nice to get a break every hour because of yer addiction. Grrr....
new rockstar recovery energy drink.....not a fan
Lady at werk broke a heel on her shoe. So she called maintenence. Lolololol!
Guys name on locker at my werk reads: COOLESTMONKOFUNKERONTHEPLANET
Tis the dey wen irishmen celebrate the birth of bono, ar sumtin like that
Omg omg indiana jones is on my bus again. Omgggggaahd lol. Ok its just sum guy with a big safari hat
Listening to the yeah yeah yeahs - heads will roll (john roman remix)
IWONADONUTOMFGIRULEICANQUITMYJOBYAY!
Wtchd TWO new Peaches music vids. Mommy Complex, & Relax
Oh baby new lemon Sourpuss! Must.....try.....

The Bridge


started watching this show right from the start of the series
i like it
it's all about cops, police corruption, etc
and i like watching it in high def, lol
it's canadian too. pretty obvious with some shots having the cn tower in the background

Chip Wagon


it's been a while since i've stopped at a chip wagon
you know, for french fires?
i stopped at one in milton today
mmmmmmmmmmmm...

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Hatiras - Granny Grams

just gotta hold of this track
lookin forward to checkin it out

Friday, March 19, 2010

Dancing With The Stars

what if you could choose WHO you wanted to be a contestant on this show?
someone that would make you LOL
i posed this question on facebook. Here are the answers.
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"depeche mode!"
i said: "Lol! morgan freeman! He could breakdance!"
"maralyn manson"
i said: "Lololol! What kind of dancing? Oh! Interpretive dance. He could wear a black one piece."
"hes too fat now"
"President bush would also be funny"
i said: "Guy at my werk said Hulk Hogan doing ballet. Lmao!"
"ha!"
i said: "Benny Hinn,.....bollywood styles"
i said: "Pope benedict.isnt he german. Maybe he could bust out the leiderhosen? (i spell it ok?)"
"John Candy or Chris Farley (If they were sill alive) That would be funny. So would David Spade, haha. "
"Christopher walken"
"John Travolta, David Spade, and Shemar Moore"
"i have to 2nd christopher walken!"
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Rockstar Recovery

not a fan
low in calories, which explains the bad taste
i stole the pic frm foodswami's flicker gallery

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Ok Albee Really Cool......?

just being a silly goose

Peaches - Fatherfucker

finally getting around to checking this album out
i'm loving "shake yer dix"
i've already seen peaches twice live, lol
looking forward to a third
wow, what a show :)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

breast or legs

emailed to me
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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
Apparently, I'm no longer welcomed at KFC.

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*drumroll

Monday, March 15, 2010

RockStar Energy Cola

it was okay
tastes like coke but with that chemical undertaste
i like to rty most new products. esp when it comes to beer, energy drinks, snacks

Sunday, March 14, 2010