Dancing With The Stars

what if you could choose WHO you wanted to be a contestant on this show?
someone that would make you LOL
i posed this question on facebook. Here are the answers.
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"depeche mode!"
i said: "Lol! morgan freeman! He could breakdance!"
"maralyn manson"
i said: "Lololol! What kind of dancing? Oh! Interpretive dance. He could wear a black one piece."
"hes too fat now"
"President bush would also be funny"
i said: "Guy at my werk said Hulk Hogan doing ballet. Lmao!"
"ha!"
i said: "Benny Hinn,.....bollywood styles"
i said: "Pope benedict.isnt he german. Maybe he could bust out the leiderhosen? (i spell it ok?)"
"John Candy or Chris Farley (If they were sill alive) That would be funny. So would David Spade, haha. "
"Christopher walken"
"John Travolta, David Spade, and Shemar Moore"
"i have to 2nd christopher walken!"
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Rockstar Recovery

not a fan
low in calories, which explains the bad taste
i stole the pic frm foodswami's flicker gallery

Ok Albee Really Cool......?

just being a silly goose

Peaches - Fatherfucker

finally getting around to checking this album out
i'm loving "shake yer dix"
i've already seen peaches twice live, lol
looking forward to a third
wow, what a show :)

breast or legs

emailed to me
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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
Apparently, I'm no longer welcomed at KFC.

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*drumroll

RockStar Energy Cola

it was okay
tastes like coke but with that chemical undertaste
i like to rty most new products. esp when it comes to beer, energy drinks, snacks

Andrew Dice Clay