Jan 29th 2010

owwwwwwwwwwie
ever since wednesday night my arm & houlder is killing me
musta pulled somethin
so any slightest on that one side = instant pain
took some pills for it
makes it bearable at least
1 every six hours
so at werk i was doing most things with one hand
dressing myself this morning was NOT FUN
booooooooo :(

Slap Chop

so lemme get this straight
if i buy this vince tells me i'll have an exciting life?
he also says we're gonna love his nuts
no comment
but if that turns you on, you can always wipe up after with shamwow

Yabba-Dabba-Dooooooooo!

me as fred flinstone
i made scrambled eggs tonite with cheese
sandwiches
american idol in a few minutes

Albee as Dexter Morgan

hi there
there was a table inside there with tools/weapons
saw, etc
awww, check the cloth on the left side
a hand print
gorgeous day at the local butchery

hmmmmm

guess i know whats for dinner
ohhhh that was lame
ok i got nothing for this one

Having a candid talk with dead old lady

i really shoulda photoshopped some tea on the table
its like we're sitting at a cafe just catching up..................lol

Woah, what happened to this guy?

lemme guess
"you should see the other guy"

Beck - Midnight Vultures

missed this album so i snatched it up again

New Workout Video.....

...starring Jesus!
does anyone have a copy of that song Eye Of The Tiger
seems he has an endorsement deal with New Balance shoes

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

saw this on yahoo.com this morning
a kitty wanted to try on sum shoes
christine, yer gonna love this one
again...AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Regan & Me

isn't she precious
she reminds me of Regan from The Exorcist, not the president
yeah, petting my head was her idea
fucking creepy eh

Me & British Guard

the queen hired dis guy
he's not allowed to talk
which is kinda neat, but i didn't try to tickle him
no idea when his shift ended so i left him alone

On Location....from the set of

....Termainator 2
yeah that's right
so much going on behind me huh
explosions, robots...thats sum crazy shit
but i kept my cool
as you can tell from my face i either had to potty, or was having trouble driving

Albee's Skins Shop

welcome
what can i get ya
if yer from PETA back the fuck off
k thanks

Just me & a bloody carcass

at universal studios
they had all sorts of bloody stuff cause it was after halloween when i went
they had a thing there called nights of terror or sumthin

Anybody Home?

Matt Damon & Albee

yah, when in universal studios yer bound to run into famous peeps
like matt damon here
he wasn't very talkative

Incredible Hulk & Albee

again in universal studios
me & the incredible hulk
pfftt...i could take him
he ain' nuttin but a little green bitch

Red Carpet Albee

here i am at the grand opening of Universal Studios theme park in California
just kidding *drumroll*
ok that was bad. but yeah they had this cool red carpet on yer way into the park
this was during my cali trip in oct of last year

Nuttin says gangsta like

Febreeze!
there was a period when i was picture crazy, and still new to the whole having a digital camera thing.
can u tell................lol

Check out my boxers

little duckies on em
lol
i think i got em at walmart
yes, i do have Lets Pretend Elmo
he can be like 10 different stuff depending on what postitions you put him in.
that tv he's standing on rarelky gets used
although NOW i hooked up a sega genesis game thingy to it
so's i can play sonic the hedgehog & altered beast

Sneaking

sneaking up from behind the new sink
this was in march 2005

Chicken Little

loved it
fave character waas Fish Out Of Water
too friggin cute
i love when he was reeenacting king kong on the empire state building
i think fish is secretly a raver cause he even busts out glowsticks
apparently in theatres it was in 3D
man i shoulda gone

Bob Evans

i like to eat here whenever i cross the border
its a breakfast tradition
i tried their bluberry pancakes
woah.....blueberry-eeeeeee
blueberrerree. all the staff have name tags
under their names is their years of service at the job, its cute
like one girl cora has been there six years
and then there's harriet, by the front door where you pay the bill
28years! she's old school yo
whenever theres a pittsburgh steelers game they all wear the team jersey the next morning
could you just imagine those sweet old lady waitresses hollerin?
"black & fucking gold! woooo!"

Crispy Crunch

one my fave chocolate bars
give it up fo Crispy Crunch ppl! whut whut! lol
i wonder what a dark chocolate version of this would be like

Ok I'm Ready for a Swim

again dominican
as you can tell im anxiously awaiting my mexico trip next month
here i am modelling the classic blue hotel towel
holding the railing here in case i fall
cause you know, in my frial old age...... :P

Hubba Hubba

who IS this stud?
oh.....it's me
*drumroll*
again in punta cana, dominican
i lost my sunglasses in this very ocean

Huh?

just what the hell am i looking at?
this was 3years ago
dominican republic punta cana airport after i just landed

Ima Let You Finish

haha! thanks to funnyjunk.com

my recent tweets on twitter

who the eff are Vampire Weekend? Does Edward Cullen have a band?
Woah...lst night simon cowell busted out the grey & white AT THE SAME TIME! crazy!
Oh yeah, someone coughing up phflem while i eat my sandwich....classy...
Listening 2: emily haines & the soft skeleton - detective daughter
Costco smells gooood! Oh, its the bakery

Sonic Advance 3

got this for my gameboy advance

there i was...in my hotel room....

in vegas
staying at the monte carlo

from november 14th 2009

a pic of me
taken by my cell

Bubba Ho Tep

goood movie
black jfk was lols
"they died me this color"

666: the Demon Child

horror movie from 2004
what a piece of shit
i just it to end already
bad blood effects
the killer is this animal/baby thing
when it attacks it growls/crys
the sound is really annoying actually
and the acting? oh my GOD
now i LOVE cheesy horror movies
but you expect that kinda thing from the 80s, not 2004
WHY did i start watching this ....................lol
im gonna take a wild guess
this did not make it to theatres?

Mandarin Buffet 3of3

more bread shrimp
chicken dumplings
mashed potatoes with teriyak sauce...dayyyumm!

Mandarin Buffet 2of3

dessert
cheesecake
lemon cake
chocolare mousse cake
and a croissant

Mandarin Buffet 1of3

went to the mandarin last night
yummmmmm
bread shrimp
chicken balls
spring rolls
lemon chicken
and a slice of pizza

This kid SERIOUSLY needs...

This kid SERIOUSLY needs to leave the house. Lol!

Pat Ford "Holler" American Idol Womanizer Audition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjlz6oh1jec

LOLOL!!!!!

Michael Cera

LOL! awesome! also found this on funnyjunk.com
bwahaha!

Domino's! I forgive you

http://ca.news.finance.yahoo.com/s/11012010/2/biz-finance-domino-s-revamps-cardboard-pizzas-critics-say-truths.html

i always liked their pizza, especially their hawaaiian
i don't understand............................lol

American Idol Observations

Woah, Clark Kent looks like a serial killer.
Hippie Jesus butchers Elton John.
Kara thinks she's a dominatrix and tells guy, "you need a spanking."
She's being cunty and asks same guy, "have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Why does Simon Cowell try to part his hair in the middle?
Dear comtestant, that's a sad life story, but CAN YOU SING?

Jan 12th 2010 (tues)

Got my Bubba Keg! It's black 52oz size. Think of all the cerveza it will hold for yours truly. American Idol starts tonite. 2hrs. Auditions. Starting off in Boston. After inquiring on facebook it turns out my Bubba Keg holds just over 1.5 litres.
spiderman 4 will NOT star toby maguire?
r&b start Usher gets som bling stolen? oh noes! what the hell's he supposed to wear in his music videos?
who will replace simon cowell on american idol? another token brit? maybe that pierce guy from america's got talent!
apparently some ppl find the movie Avatar racist? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! lol

The World According To Americans

stole this from funnyjunk.com lol

jan10th2010 (sunday)

dinner tonite was grilled cheese. paid off some more money i oew for mexico in february. went for coffee with keith, & he gave me his old 4gb ipod nano. however i hate itunes software. unlike my sony mp3 player, perfect! just cut & paste. u dont even need software. currently knocking back a 710ml can of old milwaukee

2009 - Las Vegas - Mirage Volcano

volcano outside the mirage that goes off every hour, daily as of 5p.m.

2009 L:as Vegas - welcome to vegas sign

the famous welcome to las vegas sign
was a few blocks south of mandalay bay

Y'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

its me
camping in Awenda in August of 2003

tonite

watching the movie 88 Minutes
got it from the library
chicken fajitas tonite
i dun like a lot o stuff on me fajitas
the wrap
cheese, chicken, and seasoning
that's it

Alexis Cohen

SUCKS she died
hit and run car accident
sad
omfg her american idol audition was priceless
i wish sahe had a youtube account
i woulda watched

American Idol 2010

starts tuesday! Yes!
ellen degeneres as new judge
should be interesting
as always they start off with auditions, which are always comedy GOLD
will they find any singer to top adam lambert tho?

Wilkinson's Family Restaurant

still makes me LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj6qv1iZJWo

Operation Repo

love this show!
stumpled upon it while in california
starting from left
ok 1st on the left is froy, who calls himself the cute one
2nd is lynda
when they show her on the credits i always laugh cause she mouthing off to the camera
what a tough chicka...........lol
lius is next. the main man! and the biggest
he was in the marines you know! and he likes to bring that up every now & then
THEN...comes sonia, the token goth
and last is matt, the hothead muscle, always looking for a fight! dun dun daaah
they LOVE repossesin taco trucks
lol

2012

was just OK
effects were awesome tho

District 9

pretty cool movie
i felt sorry for the main guy
you know, the guy with the half-breed hand? :P
i would't mind me one of em super gun
splat! lolz

watching Suspiria and..........

.......the main character susie is trying to escape
but taking her slow ass time
ok you look pretty. move faster bitch! lol
"omg the building is falling apart! oooh this lamp is pretty! lemme take a closer look"

Riu Santa Fe (pic4of4)

woah..............epic much
february's gonna take forever to get here

Riu Santa Fe (pic3of4)

this is where i will learn the art of traditional mexican dance
nah, probably where they sell all arts & crafts and stuff
"amigo amigo!"
they really hounded you in the dominican for stuff like that
this guy in punta cana was all "you remember me? i remember you!"
i told him "no, i just got here"
nice try buddy, does that line work on the ladies too?
:P

Riu Santa Fe (pic2of4)

ariel shot

Riu Santa Fe (pic1of4)

los cabos mexico
i'mma going in feb
2 weeks all inclusive
time to get spoiled..........woo!

Bubba Keg Update

so this guy at my werk says he has a bubba keg
never been used
so he's gonna bring it in for me
if its the size i like its mine
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i offered to pay, he wouldn't hear of it
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
i found said bubba keg at canadian tire
20 bux

Reno 911! season 6

i cannot WAIT to start watching this
i raced through the 1st five seasons already
hopefully start it tonite
was supposed to go to a party tonite but no ride
i live in sauga, party's in toronto
no i am NOT taking a go bus
waiting at union station in the morning for a bus home SUCKS, and not in the good way
*drumroll*
so the plan tonite is reno911! season 6, and bud light lime