uh oh....morgan freeman's not happy

oh.......my...................god

Cookie Monster...

Nip / Tuck episode 515

watching nip / tuck and dr. sean mcnamara is banging this chick even thought he's in a wheelchair. LOL!

on the bus...

...i saw this whte kid kiss his teeth on the bus, lol. i could do way better, but his friends were the real dealio. they could outkiss my teeth anydey.

Doubt

good movie
meryl streep is sister alliwishes
yeah i spelled it wrong
sister alliwishe is kind of a bitch
she doesn't like candy, or ball-point pens..lol
and she suspects the priest is diddling little boys
leaves you guessing even at the end
worth the watch

Them Crooked Vultures - May15th 2010

Got my ticket today. Nearly $80
I was at the Ticketmaster at Sunrise Records for 12 noon just when the sale started.

Them Crooked Vultures - live in Toronto

May15th 2010
air canada centre
i definetly wanna go!
presale on theedge.ca as of tomorrow morning 10am
imma cross my fingers

Vacancy

i liked it
scary shit. about snuff films.
now, i got the dvd from the library
it came with special features
one of these special features was extended snuff films
they were all choppy, like done with an amateur video camera
but they seemed kinda realistic
like the fighting struggling didn't seem staged
yikes

Buick Rendevous

i've always thought the back of this car is UGLY
the circular cut out design around the lisence plate drives me nuts
ok albee calm down it's just a car.......................

recent tweets

Two more hatiras traks im gonna chek out: "Digital Doom 2010", & "I Don't Want It"
Got a new hatiras trak. "granny grams"
Went to quiznos. 1st time in ages. Large ham & swiss. Yummmmm
New ringtone: peaches - fuck the pain away
The Battle Of the Money Jar.................i loled. (youtube it)
Meatloaf tonite
Morgan Freeman to showcase his breakdancing on Dancing With The Stars. oh if tht were true...lol
Whats this no condoms in Africa bullshit?
Who would you like to see on Dancing With The Stars? (tht wuld make u lol)
"this gay hooker party is FIERCE!"......"THANKSSSSSSSS. It was sponsored by the vatican!"
smoker at werkplace: must be nice to get a break every hour because of yer addiction. Grrr....
new rockstar recovery energy drink.....not a fan
Lady at werk broke a heel on her shoe. So she called maintenence. Lolololol!
Guys name on locker at my werk reads: COOLESTMONKOFUNKERONTHEPLANET
Tis the dey wen irishmen celebrate the birth of bono, ar sumtin like that
Omg omg indiana jones is on my bus again. Omgggggaahd lol. Ok its just sum guy with a big safari hat
Listening to the yeah yeah yeahs - heads will roll (john roman remix)
IWONADONUTOMFGIRULEICANQUITMYJOBYAY!
Wtchd TWO new Peaches music vids. Mommy Complex, & Relax
Oh baby new lemon Sourpuss! Must.....try.....

The Bridge

started watching this show right from the start of the series
i like it
it's all about cops, police corruption, etc
and i like watching it in high def, lol
it's canadian too. pretty obvious with some shots having the cn tower in the background

Chip Wagon

it's been a while since i've stopped at a chip wagon
you know, for french fires?
i stopped at one in milton today
mmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hatiras - Granny Grams

just gotta hold of this track
lookin forward to checkin it out

Dancing With The Stars

what if you could choose WHO you wanted to be a contestant on this show?
someone that would make you LOL
i posed this question on facebook. Here are the answers.
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"depeche mode!"
i said: "Lol! morgan freeman! He could breakdance!"
"maralyn manson"
i said: "Lololol! What kind of dancing? Oh! Interpretive dance. He could wear a black one piece."
"hes too fat now"
"President bush would also be funny"
i said: "Guy at my werk said Hulk Hogan doing ballet. Lmao!"
"ha!"
i said: "Benny Hinn,.....bollywood styles"
i said: "Pope benedict.isnt he german. Maybe he could bust out the leiderhosen? (i spell it ok?)"
"John Candy or Chris Farley (If they were sill alive) That would be funny. So would David Spade, haha. "
"Christopher walken"
"John Travolta, David Spade, and Shemar Moore"
"i have to 2nd christopher walken!"
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Rockstar Recovery

not a fan
low in calories, which explains the bad taste
i stole the pic frm foodswami's flicker gallery

Ok Albee Really Cool......?

just being a silly goose

Peaches - Fatherfucker

finally getting around to checking this album out
i'm loving "shake yer dix"
i've already seen peaches twice live, lol
looking forward to a third
wow, what a show :)

breast or legs

emailed to me
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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
Apparently, I'm no longer welcomed at KFC.

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*drumroll

RockStar Energy Cola

it was okay
tastes like coke but with that chemical undertaste
i like to rty most new products. esp when it comes to beer, energy drinks, snacks

Andrew Dice Clay

Ruffles Au Gratin

YUMMMM! i'm in love

Freddy Vs Jason

awwww it starts out with freddy looking back at a scrapbook
reminicsing about old kills, and terrorizing children
who knew he was so sentimental
turns out freddy can't come back unless someone remembers him, or is afraid
see? he only wants to be remembered. awwwwwwwwwww!
oh my god! jason vorhees should be the new lkead guy on the show mantracker! lol
aahahaha jason shows up at a rave to kill ppl
sum chubby guy tells him to go & "find a pig to fuck". oookaaaaay lol
"dude that goalie was PISSED about something." lol
ok mr. krueger, yer laugh is getting very annoying, and fast
and what up with all the one liners?
ohh, the one girl has to give jason vorhees mouth-to-mouth
okay, scratch that. jason ain't into the mushy stuff
the one girl asked freddy, "what kind of faggot runs around in a christmas sweater?" LOL!

Awwwwwwww! Jason! Awwwww!

Gorillaz - Plastic Beach

comes out today
i want this album
i saw the video for the single "stylo"
bruce willis was in it?
anyways i have the 1st two gorillaz albums so....
weird, i thought damon said gorillaz was finished and he was gonna concentrate on blur

Avatar

it was good
i wasn't BLOWN AWAY though
maybe it was cause of all the hype
glad i saw it in 3D though
so i hear some of the nerd population wanan learn the language of the blue ppl
i already forget what they were called
but these blue smurfs must love hide and seek
"i see you"
these blue smurfs are very spiritual. a bunch of hippies living in the forest
but its cool! caouse at night it's all glow in the dark & shit
like a psytrance party, lol
hate to say this but i'm glad avatar didn't win the oscar for best picture
the hurt locker had better be good :)

Twitter - recent tweets

Just saw a guy on the bus with a DISCMAN. Woah! Shananah!
Going to mcdonalds 4 free coffee
Check out the beard on Antonio Banderas.....christ! Lol
Finally saw Avatar today in 3D.
Gonna watch sum oscars

Fiesta Beer Pack

me showing my 8pack of beer
i bought it at the local walmart in cabo (walking distance)

Los Cabos 2010 pix 50 thru 52

nice feet! sexy! not.................lol

awwwwww baby palm trees!

i think...............
again at the resort in losa cabos

Los Cabos 2010 - el arco

the arc at lands end

Doritos Unidentified Flavor 2

tried these out today, they're spicy. you really notice after yer done the whole bag. glad i
got a small bag
inside the bag