Dancing With The Stars

what if you could choose WHO you wanted to be a contestant on this show?
someone that would make you LOL
i posed this question on facebook. Here are the answers.
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"depeche mode!"
i said: "Lol! morgan freeman! He could breakdance!"
"maralyn manson"
i said: "Lololol! What kind of dancing? Oh! Interpretive dance. He could wear a black one piece."
"hes too fat now"
"President bush would also be funny"
i said: "Guy at my werk said Hulk Hogan doing ballet. Lmao!"
"ha!"
i said: "Benny Hinn,.....bollywood styles"
i said: "Pope benedict.isnt he german. Maybe he could bust out the leiderhosen? (i spell it ok?)"
"John Candy or Chris Farley (If they were sill alive) That would be funny. So would David Spade, haha. "
"Christopher walken"
"John Travolta, David Spade, and Shemar Moore"
"i have to 2nd christopher walken!"
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